I walked past Macy's on my way to work and DAMN it's amazing looking, all garlands and wreaths and magic, it called to me, whispered with a voice like powdered sugar, I want to sleep in their bedroom department and spend all day soaking in Christmas splendor! And never return to the real world again!
And after Xmas I'll just turn into a little ceramic figurine of myself and stay that way until the holidays roll around again next year, and so on forever...
