Sea urchins / Ann Coulter / NY resolution

This is too bad, I like Eli Roth. He's an intelligent fan and creator of horror films.

Eli Roth Stung

Why couldn't it have been SARAH PALIN STUNG BY SEA URCHINS instead. Or DICK CHENEY DEVOURED BY DRIVER ANTS. Or maybe ANN COULTER GORED BY UNICORN.

Also, I have made a belated new year's resolution: to stop exercising. It's just too hard. To quote the great Karen Walker of Will & Grace: Exercise is for fat people. Actually she never said that, but it sounds like something she might've said.

Alas, my career in hospitality has come to a scudding halt. I'm looking for a job in San Francisco. Preferably a paying one.

xo

glam