Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Dogshit galore

J.F.C., does EVERYONE in San Francisco own a dog?

That adds up to a lot of dogshit.

By the way, if one more person tells me that dogs are loving and cats are cold and selfish, I'm going to throw fresh dogshit at them.

You can look at dogs and see that they're loving...I see them as needy and constantly in need of validation. Whereas cats, rather than being selfish and disinterested, are merely more secure in who they are.

Basically, human-dog relationships are more codependent.

Yes, this is a generalization and not true of all dogs (or all cats).

But, on the flip side - Yes, there are people who get crazy and "hoard" their cats, and end up with way too many of them, but that stereotype is of a mental illness that by no means represents the vast majority of people who own cats.

There are more domesticated cats in the U.S. than there are dogs.

Although you wouldn't know it here in my city!

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