IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW THE FINAL RESULTS of the 81st Annual Academy Awards until this Sunday, don't look at this image!
My friend Joel Earl just sent it to me. It appears to be a list of all the awards that will be given out on Oscar night this Sunday, signed by President Sid Ganis! Joel said he was given the document by a friend who broke into the Wilshire Boulevard offices of the Academy with a pen light and portable xerox device รก la Wall Street.
Joel, however, admits he "cannot vouch much for its provenance" and acknowledges the possibility of it being a hoax.
We shall see, I suppose!
I haven't seen Slumdog Millionaire yet, I would have loved to see Milk win Best Picture, but I'll be happy as long as The Curious Case of Benjamin's Bullshit doesn't take the top honor.
hey, you were supposed to say *I* broke into the academy offices with a penlight and a portable xerox device a la Wall Street! to make me sound cool, remember?
ReplyDeleteDude. I was trying to protect you from possible legal repercussions! But the secret's out now!
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so it turns out my friend stole the wrong file. He must have been in the "incorrect results" filing cabinet by mistake. his bad. not mine. no, his bad.
ReplyDeleteI figured it was a hoax. Thanks all the same!
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